January 2012
December 2011
At 52, Still Working the Streets in Hunts Point -... →
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Girl Born Without a Vagina Gets Pregnant Through a...
I love weird medical cases. This one is one of my favorites.
Originally, I had read about this in a case study, but I can’t find it anymore. There are several articles on it.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/teen-girl-vagina-pregnant-sperm-survival-oral-sex/story?id=9732562#.Tv61zdTOzFJ
tl;dr - Girl born without vaginal opening. Girl blows boyfriend. Girl gets stabbed by ex....
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Sometimes I reblog or like a LOT of one person’s posts, sometimes I end up doing that to all the posts from that day. It makes me feel so creepy. SO CREEPY. But then I realized, fuck that. I’m on tumblr. If people actually cared about my being creepy, they would have blocked me by now.
Also, I just realized it is now New Year’s Eve. I don’t have a list of new year’s...
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
totally-relatable:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
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Hey Sam. ;)
You, me, guard closet. Right now.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
The Unconscious Mind: 2012 →
shroomley:
This year will be a great many people’s chance to say I told you so. This is the year we get to laugh it all off and have a good time. There will be all kinds of end of the world parties going on, and I’m sure it’ll be amazing.
2011 was a decent year. I liked it. I hope 2012’s even better and my…
I think we need a giant JAM orgy. If we survive the end of the world, chances...
I know what I want to say
shroomley:
I just can’t words.
You see, I have this thing where I make noises with my mouth, and sometimes people understand my ideas if I make the right noises.
I guess this is why people study. They get better at stuff. It would be nice to be better at stuff.
gpoy.
Project Reddit
Project Reddit is a subreddit that challenges subscribers with something new every week.
This week is to go the week without lies.
Last week was to spend the week memorizing something.
I’m starting it this week. No lies. Unless my parents ask about my white elephant present. No way I’m explaining that one.
So...
I suck at Starcraft and League of Legends… BUT IT’S FUN! :D
Also
shroomley:
“…in Finnish there is only one word “hän”, for he/she.”
Now I wish I was Finnish. I hate having to use a gender-specific pronoun whenever I meet someone. I go for “they” a good amount of the time, but it’s just too natural to use one or the other. Saying “he” is just so much more natural than going with the third person singular they.
Fuck the English language. I wanna speak...
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
Starcraft
Oops. May have gotten hooked.
Oops.
(Leeeeeeeeee’s winter break productivity no longer exists. Hohohohoho.)
What Americans Keep Ignoring About Finland's... →
Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
Facebook Is Making Us Miserable [HBR] →
So, stingrays can fly... →
Man Killed In Train Accident Sued By Woman His... →
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How to use a condom ... properly →
For the Herd’s Sake, Vaccinate. →
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
I don’t understand why people feel the need to save stationary pictures as .gif files.
Played some more Brawl with my brother again. I really want to draw some fan art. *_*
I also need to fix my cube.
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
